[Elizabeth]

I wanted to go the other way around and discard William for "whatwedotodayechosineternitymaximusdecimusmeridius" for a username.

I have other questions, ezdays. Where is Don and what have you done with him?

We have Don safely tucked in the corner and occasionally throw him a bone, sometime we even leave some meat on it. As for "ezdays", that's a real shot of his license plate. "ez" refers to his temperament as well as the fact that he is retired when, allegedly, all days are easy ones. "Day" of course is his last name, so easy to remember.... When his wife was still with us, her plate was,"bzdays" (get it, busy days).

As for your username, we have a character limit so we might have to abbreviate that to: WWJD

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